![]() ![]() HANK: It's your fault I was born in New York and I can't drive my truck and I tried a bagel and actually liked it. For this job, we'll be using the half that's Cuban. As you know, he's half-Mexican, half-Cuban. And at midnight, we rendezvous in Mexico with one Jorge Lopez. Now they're gonna have to carry you off on a seventh-inning stretcher!ĬOTTON: Woman with fetus, coming through!ĬOTTON. (beat) Oh, hell, I know it's him.ĬOTTON: Well, Fidel, you should've stayed in Washington on your unofficial visit. HANK: What? Then one of you is not telling the truth. TILLY: Wait, Cotton's trying to pin this on me? It was his idea to go to New York. You just need what Mom likes to call "closure." I think my truck might be too much vehicle for me.īOBBY: Come on, Dad, you'll be okay. HANK: I can't even drive like a Texan anymore, Peggy. Or should I say "yada yada yada?" Hank, should I?īILL: Boy, you New Yorkers really are rude. And they are New York as all get-out.ĭALE: Yep. PEGGY: Well, Sodom is in there, Hank, and Gomorrah. "Red and yellow, black and white, we are all precious in His sight." PEGGY: Maybe you should have opened your eyes and then your Bible, Hank. Maybe it was my fault for loving your mother too much. HANK: I was born in New York City, of your seed.ĬOTTON: Oh, Hank, I always knew the day would come when I'd have to tell you the whole sad story. Could've got me a matching pair of Chinese babies for ten. you wasn't! You was adopted! Worst fi'ty bucks I ever spent. HANK: How come you didn't tell me I was born in New York?ĬOTTON: What?! Uh. I wonder if I would have called him "Dad" or "Coach?" Oh, who am I kidding? It would have been "Sir." I do have his strong chin and love of the flex defense. HANK: Well, if I was adopted, that means my parents could be anybody. HANK: "Hank." How do I even know that's my real name? My real parents might have called me "Henry." Or "Chris." God, Peggy, what if I'm a Chris? Otherwise you'd have a bunch of Oklahomans trying to get Native Texan license plates.ĬOTTON: Is that a kiwi in there? You know how I feel about hairy fruits! HANK: I'm pretty sure the license people are gonna need to see a birth certificate. colle cting strands Of Jane y's hair.The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Yankee Hankee"Ĭlick here to return to the Main Quotes Page I love it whe n Jane y talks I love it whe n Jane y walks I love it whe n Jane y drinks I love it whe n Jane y blinks I love it whe n Jane y says hi I love it whe n Jane y says See you in English I love following Jane y to the mall And I love. Jane y Briggs, ple ase re port to the office. lik e to dance?Īnd now, our home town he ro. There's a whole other person inside of both of us. What's up? I met a whole other person inside of you. How long haye you been here, anyway? -A while. Script I just hope it doesn't cause any permanent damage. Script-O-Rama afterwards for more free movie scripts! Tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally Transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Not Another Teen Movie. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly Script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Chyler Leigh, ChrisĮvans, and Jaime Pressly movie. Script - Dialogue TranscriptVoila! Finally, the Not Another Teen Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Chyler Leigh, Chris Evans, and Jaime Pressly movie ![]()
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